Act IV

Back in Mrs. Lovett's sublet...

*the orchestra plays the theme for getting nothing done that you heard back in act I*

Rodolfo and Marcello: *are so not over Mimi and Musetta*

Rodolfo: Woe!

Marcello: Woe!

*the orchestra plays the them for Shaunard showing up that you heard back in act I*

*the orchestra will play no new music in this act, so if you ( Read more... )

Act III

Just across the way from the cemetery scene in the Phantom of the Opera movie

Chorus Men: We're here to establish that it's cold out here.

The Guard: *lets the chorus men through the gate to... somewhere*

Chorus Women: *sing offstage*

Musetta: *offstage* *sings one phrase of her famous aria, then remembers that she's way too sexy for this*

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ACT II

On the opposite side of the barricade from Les Mis where they have plenty of empty chairs at empty tables

The chorus: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(No, look in the score, they actually sing "Ah!")

Schaunard: This trumpet sucks. I'll take it!

Colline: *is only here so he can help Schaunard set up chairs*

The Children's Chorus: Parpingol FTW!

Mimi: My ( Read more... )

Act I

The Garret Over Mrs. Lovett's Pie Shop... no, seriously, it's pretty much the exact same set.

Marcello: It's too cold to paint!

Rodolfo: It's too cold to write!

*The orchestra plays Theme for Nothing Getting Done*

Rodolfo: Hey, I know what we should do! Let's set fire to my latest dramatic play. That should keep us warm.

*Rodolfo burns ( Read more... )